My life equation

2 14-month olds +

1 2nd grader +

1 preschooler +

1 husband +

1 house +

15,000 useless items that are constantly strewn about and no matter how many times I put them away somewhere they reappear like a hydra with its endless supply of monstrous heads +

15,000 pieces of food on the floor (usually tossed from 2 highchairs) +

1 major holiday +

1 crushingly high pressure book deadline =

My life this month