The Dangerous Author

The Publisher asks the Author for a new author photo, one that makes her look more dangerous.

The Author does her best…

No men were harmed in the making of this photo.

My, she’s dangerous.

Just look how dangerous!!

The Author’s toddler twins do not approve of the photo shoot. They demand to be held. So the Author picks them up, but dangerously…

The Publisher decides to just keep the old author photo after all.