Q: Do goats have creepy yet awesome eyes? A: Yes.

Super Secret Project reveal forthcoming...sorry, I don't yet have permission to reveal it publicly. Soon. This time I mean it. VERY SOON.

The King's English release party was wonderful! Thanks to all who came and made it so great. Can't you see the enthusiasm in the goat's eyes?

(The one on the left is the goat.)

Yes, the super secret GUEST was a real, live goat! Goats are AWESOME! They have rectangular pupils, for Pete's sake! And they know things.

Dean announced a contest on his site. He says, "The person who sends me the most interesting** picture of themselves or a loved one with The Book will receive one personal scapegoat service. What this means is that I will take the blame*** for anything for which you are actually responsible." See his site for ** and *** clarification. I'd take him up on this. He's practically a professional at making up excuses.

And now, if you have any questions for or about Dean, leave 'em in the comments! I'll answer them next post. That is, unless by then I have SSP news...